TEXAS TARGET TAUNTS

Images of authentic practice targets with real bullet holes warns criminals that your home is the place to avoid! Choose from our standard "Howdy, stranger!" message in high visibility blood red letters or select from a wide variety of phrases. If you prefer, order a generic target and write your own message! Our targets suggest you are ready to defend your property and can do it very well.

Produced in high resolution PDF format for your convenience and no waiting, each image is pre-sized to 8 1/2" square, but may be printed to whatever size you require for maximum effect. If your printer can't handle the job, we suggest a quick visit to Kinko's or similar shop where you can select the paper and size of your choice.

Once printed, simply punch out the bullet holes with a pointed, wood pencil or any other object of appropriate size that will produce a slightly ragged opening and your Texas Target Taunt will be ready to protect your home. We do recommend that you print on high brightness, 40-pound or better paper or heavyweight photo paper for maximum color intensity.

Our targets are ideally suited for mounting on your doors, windows or any other weather protected, high visibility area. Use them as an adjunct to the ubiqutous (and frequently ignored) signs identifying the security company protecting your home. The combination of virtually all rounds falling either within the five center rings or certain biologically squeamish areas and the humorous but bitingly pointed tag lines will definitely give the potential intruder pause.

If you live in a state, such as Texas, that has both a conceal carry law and a castle law, the intruder is already risking life and limb. Texas Target Taunts raises the intruder's awareness of that risk to an even higher level and ...if you live in a state without a conceal carry law...that you stand ready to defend your home.

Texas Target Taunts also make excellent gifts when you want to make a point without actually saying anything.

Ready to add another level of protection to your home? Then
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to order a Texas Target Taunt of your own.

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As a result of the 2008 Presidential election, voters and non-voters alike have developed some extremely strong feelings about the current administration, including health care, the 2nd Amendment, taxes, the Food Safety Act, Government Motors, Immigration and more. Exercise your right to free speech with bumper stickers, coffee mugs and T-shirts featuring our
Texas Political Taunts
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to view our PITHYTHINGS site while
our POLITICAL PUN-DITS site
is under construction
and order the bumper sticker, coffee mug or T-shirt of your choice.

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Have you been served with legal documents, locked out of your house, had dishes thrown at you or had the experience of signing that divorce decree? In other words, are you now officially an Ex? Ex-wife, ex-husband or ex-lover and made to feel that you're even an ex-human? Do you want to express your feelings on a bumper sticker or T-shirt? Then look no farther than
Texas Exes Taunts
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to view our PITHYTHINGS site
and order the bumper sticker, T-shirt, coffee mug or mouse pad of your choice.

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